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"And then we’ll use Pippin’s song, and we’ll crush their souls for good"

- Peter Jackson, probably (via oakenwitch)

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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mainheaux:

mainheaux:

Why can’t everything be free bruh like everyone just works and everyone gets everything free like everyone can have some good ass food and an iPhone or some shit Idk

So ugh um I guess this is low key communism…. I ain’t know

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whorville:

Do people under 5’4 even really exist?

they do, we just cant see them

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1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

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painlock:

Short version: not dead.

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basedgosh:

im 5 years old i dont care i laughed at this bird
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anigrrrl2:

Went to St Bart’s today, and I wept in front of this plaque. Wept.

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

Roseanne, Nightmare on Oak Street.

This episode aired in 1989 and it still hasn’t gotten through a lot of people’s skulls.

May I one day be this good a mom.

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Enjoy not getting involved, Sherlock.

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"Dear Lord, we’re not going to have Christmas phone calls now, are we?"

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